Dear Mr. Scrimp,
I will concede, before you even start to argue the point, that this is the coolest Christmas tree ever, and that not so random was super rad to make it for her kids.
However, I still refuse to copy it in our living room, and no matter how much you argue or cajole, it won't happen.
Love and Kisses,
Please take Optimus Prime off the mantel, as he is not a Christmas decoration.